If we climb this high, I swear we'll never die

Welcome, I'm River. Vegetarian. I play guitar and drums, speak fluently in sarcasm, and bask in the glow of weird. I strongly believe that cookies make the world a better place.

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I treat my food well by taking a picture before eating it. I also caress it with my fork and whisper sweet things into its fluffy goodness, but that’s private.

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Food is edible happiness.

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mmm!

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They all sung happy birthday to me out on the boat! You can’t see everyone else, but this is Stephanie and she is the sweetest and most awesome lady I’ve ever met!

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my delicious day-after-birthday “cake” that I got on our Rhine River cruise. :)