If we climb this high, I swear we'll never die

Welcome, I'm River. Vegetarian. I play guitar and drums, speak fluently in sarcasm, and bask in the glow of weird. I strongly believe that cookies make the world a better place.

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I treat my food well by taking a picture before eating it. I also caress it with my fork and whisper sweet things into its fluffy goodness, but that’s private.

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Food is edible happiness.

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One of the best meat substitutes I’ve ever tasted. You have no idea how good it was aasdlkhg;l.

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Apple Pancakes fer dayz

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Donut pretzel in Salzburg!

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my delicious day-after-birthday “cake” that I got on our Rhine River cruise. :)